Sunday, July 13, 2008

I love me some Kung Pao Nails!


This is a simple shout out to my peeps at the many local nail salons in McKinney.
  • When I have a mustache reminiscent of a Latino boy, who takes care of me?
  • When one could mistake Groucho Marx as my Grandfather, who removes me from his family tree?
  • When I have spent countless hours gardening, painting, sewing, etc. who lovingly massages my arms?
  • When I have walked all over creation in bare feet or flip flops, who removes calluses the size of small ant hills from my tootsies?
  • Who does all of this while I drink my diet coke and read US Magazine in a massage chair?
I could tell you who, but I never actually find out their names. It's all the wonderful people who work at those fabulous nail salons tucked into the nether regions of ever suburban strip mall. They offer spa luxury at a discount price. Thanks to them - every six weeks or so I feel like a queen as they perform their magic!

p.s. currently I recommend Signature Nail Salon next to Which Witch by Super Target - it's fancy!
p.s.s. don't you love the flip flop tan line on my feet?

3 comments:

the duchess said...

You are hi-larious. I know they're talking about me, right in front of me, but I don't even care. So sold. I'm going this week.

Glenda said...

I know they do!(talk about you right in front of you) I wish I could pull the trick off Legally Blonde when she talks right back in Vietamese - priceless!

Emily said...

Ohhhhhhhh, I am due for one. Thanks for the recommendation!